I hope you’ve heard about Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick using Ron Mexico as his alias on the road. It turns out he was busted with that alias when he was allegedly accused of giving a woman some STD. Ahh…the life of a pro quarterback…
Well, thanks to Sports Illustrated and CNN, we can all live that life at least for a fleeting moment. Visit this link, type in your full name, and find out what your Vick-like alias would be.
For the record, I’m Kurt Nova Scotia, so please practice some discretion if you see me macking with a frozen female in the Northern Hemisphere.
You can call me Sonny Senegal.