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Half Magnolia, Half 6th Grade Science

I remember when I was in Sixth Grade, I learned about Spontaneous Combustion. It seemed like a cool concept, but my sixth grade Biology teach (Mrs. Giglio) taught us that this was impossible, and it’s a myth.

Well, Myth or not.. it seems to be happening to some toads in Germany. German scientists are baffled as to why 1,000 some toads have exploded in the past few weeks.

“It looks like a scene from a science-fiction movie,” Werner Schmolnik, the head of a local environment group, told the Hamburger Abendblatt daily. “The bloated animals suffer for several minutes before they finally die.”

Tragic, but true. And I thought this was something that only PT Anderson could come up with!

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April 28th, 2005

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  1. cooljesus

    cooljesus

    Remember that song 'Hot For Teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Got it bad/Got it bad/Got it bad/I'm hot for teacher!!! Fucking A, man!!!


  2. LTJ

    LTJ

    I do remember that song.. but that was my 12th grade physics teacher, not my 6th grade bio teacher…


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