So, the long-time roommate of Cool Jesus, J.Lee, is moving out soon. She’ll be marrying Papi down in Jamaica and then moving to the suburbs. I am happy for them both. This is apparently the Year of the Wedding. We’ll just call this wedding #2 that I’m not invited to, but this one I’m actually okay with, since it’s an elopement and nobody is invited. Anyway, bitterness is just not in my veins today. I am happy for two reasons, each deserving of its own entry. You’ve read about my dream in which I was dating Jennifer Lopez. Well, if what I am about to tell you means anything then you will soon have to be calling me Mr. Jennifer Lopez.
On Thursday night, J.Lee finally told Nurse Mandy about her engagement. Practically the first thing out of Nurse Mandy’s mouth was "Oh my God!!! CJ had a dream about this!!!" Now, since I am so used to my powers, I had forgotten all about this, but sure enough, she was right! J.Lee and Papi kept their engagement a secret for a little while, but I think it went down sometime in early April. That was precisely the time period in which I dreamt one night that J.Lee announced she was moving out of our house to move in with Papi. When I mentioned this dream to J.Lee and Nurse Mandy the next day, we now realize just how coy J.Lee’s response was. She gave a wry, cover-up smile and merely said, "Oh really…!?!"
I don’t know if it was the customary Thursday night cocktails or not, but Nurse Mandy and I were flabbergasted all night about the power of my dreams. Stay tuned to find out just how this gift manifests itself in the future. I kind of hope it’s not 100% accurate since last night I dreamt that my sister, brother-in-law, and I were being stalked by seven-foot tall koala bears.
