Archive for September, 2005

Ramble On

September 12th, 2005

Hello again.  Sorry about the extended absence.  I sank into a brief period of non-creativity, which I made worse by my desire to only return to blogging if I had a great entry.  Then I finally said ’screw that’ and here I am giving you the random ponderables that have emmanated from my head in these past two weeks.  Ramble on…

Happy 39th birthday to Ben Folds!

I hate starting off telling a story that I think is amusing, only to realize (often due to the glazed expressions of those I’m trying to entertain) that the story is a dud.  I think there are three options in this case: (1) soldier on, telling the story as it is and if the audience didn’t care for it, then so be it; (2) embellish the story, trying to get a cheap laugh; or (3) toss in the obligatory "you had to be there" at the conclusion of your failed tale.

Since last year when the Red Sox picked up Lenny Di Nardo, I’ve had great personal satisfaction imagining that his full name is Leonardo.  Leonardo Di Nardo.  I don’t even want to know if it’s just Leonard.  I will die happy just living in my own world in which a man named Leonardo Di Nardo pitches for the Sox.

Speaking of Major League names…is there any gayer sounding name than the unfortunately labeled Terry Tiffee of the Minnesota Twins?  That’s rough.

Hats off to the person who switched all the EXIT signs from red lighting to green lighting.  It only makes sense – red means stop and green means go.  If you want people to flee via a certain door in the case of an emergency, why mark it with bright red lights?  Green is so much more inviting, friendly, and proper.

Captain Larby’s bachelor party begins in just 4 days.  The enormity of this is just beginning to sink in. 

I have the RSVP for Captain and Angela’s wedding sitting right here on my desk.  The enormity of this has in no way begun to sink in yet.  By the way, am I supposed to write something inside this RSVP card?  I thought about writing "Can’t wait!" but decided against it.  I’ll just send it in blank.   

Where would I be without email and the ability to email the co-workers I like to bitch about the co-workers I don’t like or the ones who annoy me?  Some of the nicknames we’ve come up with to secretly diss these annoyances are:  Mommy Dearest, aka Dorito, aka Dorkeen; Big Pappy, aka Grabby McFree, aka Sticky Fingaz, aka Sunshine Band; Silverchair, aka Eric Williams; Cloudwalker; Roundy; The Scalpel; Tequila; Master Debator; Lovah; and For Me.  Yes, I’m going to Hell in a handbasket.

It’s comforting to know that the NFL will always provide us with a horsefaced jackass star quarterback.  I’m too young to know who pre-dated John Elway, but he ruled the roost for the 1980s and 1990s, and now we are blessed with Peyton Manning.  Oats anyone?

My friend Lisa had a Hawaiian-themed party during Labor Day weekend.  My dad showed up in a fierce Hawaiian shirt that my mom (of course) helped him pick out.  My dad was clearly not comfortable in this shirt, so whenever he went over to say hello to someone, he’d say, "Isn’t this gay?!?  I feel so gay!" 

I woke up yesterday morning with a major headache.  This eventually progressed to nausea, shaking, slight dizziness, and I’ll spare the rest.   I wondered if I had been bitten by a mosquito and infected with either Eastern Equine Encepholitis (EEE) or West Nile Virus.  After I was feeling better later in the day, I shared my earlier fears with Swedish Girl.  She said that EEE kills you in eight days.  I did the quick math and said, "okay, that will allow me to enjoy [Captain Larby's] bachelor party this weekend and then I can die happy."  This sentiment was not fully appreciated by Swedish Girl, but it should underscore for y’all just how much I’m looking forward to this.  Captain’s all growns up.

Staples are just so hard to find

September 7th, 2005

Living in Somerville, Massachusetts I took two amazing establishments very much for granted — and didn’t actually realize it until I moved to New Jersey. I had an inkling of the first, and a warning of the second — but I didn’t really pay much attention. The first is the much loved Anna’s Taqueria, that I ended up writing about much earlier this year. The second is Diva.

Living in Porter Square, I was less than one block away from Anna’s which provided a nutrititious meal on so many evenings for $5.25 (with a Strawberry-Banana Jumex Juice). For just about a year, Wednesday’s nights were nicknamed “Anna’s Nights.” Many of my co-workers knew of my weekly obsession and would bid me farewell with the words “Have fun with Anna tonight.. I hope she was just as good as last week!” And I knew I could count on Anna. She always was just as good as she was the last time I was there. It made for a great place to go, grab a quick, cheap and [relatively] healthy dinner. It often proved much more cost-effective to grab Anna’s for dinner than to go to Star (which was just as close), purchase some fixin’s and make up a meal at home.

I miss the way they rushed you through the line, yelling “NEXT!” while there were already 3 people waiitng for their burrito’s or quesadilla’s to be made, causing quite a commotion around the steaming machine. I miss the way they would haphazardly slop your beans and rice onto the tortilla, throwing ingredients to and fro as they concocted your meal before right before your very eyes.

Since I’ve moved here to Hoboken, I’ve yet to find a suitable substitute. Neither for a good, inexpensive, casual meal nor a great burrito. As I mentioned previously Anna’s definitely was the best burrito place in Boston. My only choice here is Mr. Wraps (A favorite of the Captain and his beauty), and Qdoba. We’re all very well familiar with my thoughts on Qdoba, and Mr. Wraps is no Anna’s — let me tell you. So, unfortunately, for now we’re burrito free in Hoboken.

The second, and probably nearly as depressing loss, is that of Diva. Diva was an Indian Bistro located in Davis Square. Just about a 10 minute walk from my house, but always provided a great meal. Diva isn’t overly expensive (usually dinner was usually about $30 for Miss Possible and I) and it had a great atmosphere. The minute you walked in the door, you fell in love with the place. The scents of Indian Curries and spices were so thick in the air, that you hated to leave the place because regular air just didn’t make you feel the same.

Miss Possible became obsessed with Diva, and we’d always get the exact same thing. She’d order the Shahi Navratan Korma, while I’d order the Lamb or Beef Vindaloo (the chicken was soaked in Yogurt, so that was out), and we’d get a side of Peshwary Naan. It was just too good to stray from our favorites, because I tried once — and I regretted it for days.

I can remember nights where we’d not feel like going out, and MP would say to me in that quasi-desperate, weak, hungary voice “I need Diva.” Whereupon I would order takeout and go pick it up for us to come back home, and make a nice spread on my bedroom floor and indulge ourselves with the Indian Delicacies from the comfort of my Somerville Abode.

Once we took my father and sister to eat there, and my father was amazed. “The Best Indian Restaurant I’ve ever eatan at” he told me. And he often compares other restaurants to Diva, when we speak of Indian. I didn’t pay any attention, as I figured how many good Indian restaurants can they possibly have in the tiny New Jersey town that he resides.

But, alas, as we’re coming to find — it might be true. Diva may be a one-of-a-kind. Not that Hoboken has the best restaurants, but we’ve been to two different Indian places — both of which were extremely disappointing. There’s a third that we still need to try, before we’ve exhausted the possibilities. But tonight we ventured into Little India in New York, to try to get something more on the same level as Diva.

I can’t remember the name of the restaurant, but it was closer. Dinner was much better, and they did have Peshwary Naan (which is a huge plus), but it just didn’t taste nearly as good. Better, in that we weren’t totally disappointed, but it just wasn’t the same. .

Maybe we’ll never find a suitable replacement for these two places, or who knows — maybe we’ll find two new staples that we just can’t live without.

Punkin Ale

September 5th, 2005

Been kinda quiet around these parts lately, so I thought I’d spice it up with some fall goodies (seeing that it’s labor day and all).

After a day of relaxing, miss possible and I decided to head into the city to go out for dinner and catch a movie. Our destination was Union Square — an area that we’d been to on previous visits to New York, but not since our relocation to the lovely state of NJ. Our choice of restaurants for dinner, was a place that Miss Possible had seen from the bus several times called “Heartland Brewery.” She’d seen the Midtown location, but we figured we’d check out one of their other locations in Manhattan.

This brings me to my topic.. Pumpkin Ale. There’s nothing that reminds me more of fall than this fantastic beverage. I was at the store a few weeks ago, and I got my first sighting of the season — Saranac’s version, I believe. Towards the end of August the last thing you want to admit is that the summer is coming to an end — and by purchasing Pumpkin ale before it’s time makes you guilty of doing so.

Considering that Labor Day weekend marks the end of summer, I felt it was acceptable to indulge myself and enjoy a Pumpkin ale at this fine establishment.

I feel as though I’ve become quite a connoisseur of this variety of ale. Last year (during The Red Sox’s road to the World Series) I believe my roommates and I tried every type of Pumpkin Ale available at the two stores in Somerville. Over the course of the few months, we must’ve tried 8 or 9 different kinds. It’s tough to make a good one, and I think that my favorite would have to be Blue Moon’s. Too much pumpkin spice, and it will taste out of sorts. Too little, and it’s Bud Light. Blue Moon does it just right (or at least they have in the past). Heartland’s was fantastic. Perhaps even better than Blue Moon, as it was a tad milder, but not so much that it tasted watery.

So, I guess I have given in. I’ve accepted the inevitable, in that fall is coming – and summer is over. It is Labor Day afterall, isn’t it? Next to summer, fall is probably my second favorite seaon. Fall means football, post-season baseball, Halloween (my favorite holiday of them all), and so many other great things. It’s the winter that we all dread, and knowing that fall is here brings the throes winter that much closer to our doorsteps. But, to all those who are with me in welcoming in the next season. Raise your glasses of Pumpkin Ale, and let us all say Slainte.