Archive for November, 2005

How things have changed..

November 4th, 2005

I was having a conversation at the office today about Syracuse. I grew up about an hour from there, and I had mentioned that whenever I drove through there, it always seemed gray and dull. I can’t remember a time when Syracuse looked sunny. Now, I’m sure there is plenty of sunshine in the medium-sized upstate New York city, but, I can’t recollect ever being witness to such an event.

Getting to the point, my co-worker mentioned that he had similar feelings of Syracuse, in that when you’re driving on the NY State Thruway, and you pass Syracuse — there’s nothing really there. You have a lovely view of the Carousel Mall, and that’s about it. Not that Rochester has much more to see from the Thruway — I believe there’s probably even less.. an exit for Fairport I think? I can’t even remember anymore.

I remember as a kid going to the Carousel Mall with my mom.. on sick days or whatever.. we’d venture ALL THE WAY to Syracuse for a day trip. So, I decided to look up this landmark of my childhood on the Internet. What I found shocked me.

It’s not that the Mall doesn’t exist anymore, it stands exactly where it always did.. touting the same old “high-end” retail stores like Circuit City, The Body Shop and Aldo. But, what I found disturbing was this graphic:






I had to investigate further…

After clicking on the image, it took me to the news page, which explains:

Carousel Center has instituted a Parental Escort Policy on Fridays and Saturdays between the hours of 4pm and closing.

Anyone under the age of 18 visiting Carousel Center must be accompanied by a parent or guardian 21 years of age or older. One parent or guardian (21 years of age or older) is permitted to supervise up to five teens. Teens must remain within the company of their parent or guardian. Acceptable proof of age is a driver’s license, state/provincial non-driver ID, military or college ID, passport or visa.

Can you believe this? Can you believe that you now have to be 18 years or older to go to the mall during certain hours? Not only that — but they’re enforcing it, and actually carding people trying to get into the mall?

I remember my teen years (as I’m sure most of the people of my generation do) going to the mall, hanging out, doing absolutely nothing but wandering around, playing games in the arcade, snacks in the foodcourt, and looking at the swimsuit model posters in the back of Spencer Gifts.

I imagine that they must have some sort of problem with youths running rampant in the mall, but still.. You’re now forcing them out to the streets! Or worse yet, if you live in Monson, to some bench out in the middle of nowhere.

Like I said, I don’t know the full details of this, but.. I’m shocked. I can’t imagine what growing up would have been like if I didn’t have a mall that I could go to, and hang out with my friends.

How difficult it must be to be a teen growing up in Syracuse. First no sunshine, and now no Malls. I feel for you poor Syracusians.

Man vs. Beast, Breasts and Hasselhoff

November 3rd, 2005

Although this might disgust Miss Possible, I still felt as though it needed a mention on The Diatribe. I happened to be sent this article from one of my co-workers and had to share. I think that the headline says it all: Arkansas Man Kills Deer With Bare Hands in Bedroom. But, that’s really unbelievable. I think my favorite part is this:

Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued…

He left the room, and then came back to continue the fight. I can imagine how the conversation with his wife went:

Man: “Hey honey.. I’ve got a ravage deer in here, wrecking our daughter’s room. Would you mind calling the police?!”
Woman: “Oh my gosh! Is everything ok?”
Man: [Walking back into room] “Yeah, it’ll be ok. I’ll be right back, I think I can probably take care of this myself. You might want to tell the police to bring a very large body bag.”
Woman: “You’re WHAT?!”
[Door Closes. Ruckus ensues]

Arkansas. Gotta love it.

In more important news, I think the Dutch finally have it. They’ve created a “Wall of Breasts” that is available at the local lingerie shop, to try to help men find the correct bra size of their significant others. I think this is pure genius.

And for those intersted in something a little lighter, try this new Hasselhoff game.

And now for something completely different…

November 1st, 2005

Some of the interesting things that I’ve come across today:

- I’ve found an interesting new service called Digg which lets you browse technology news that is rated by other readers. Basically, you can browse through the articles that are posted and select ones that you “dig” — which then adds another “digg” rating to the article. The higher the rating, the more prominent the article. Articles with the highest ratings make it up on the homepage. You can also submit stories for posting. It’s similar to the Slashdot method, but it doesn’t take a user’s trustworthy-ness into account. Addictive and interesting. It’s also easy to find all the articles that I want to post about, and keep them all in one place. How to get started with Digg.

- Everyone says that you should be wary of putting any personal information up on the web.. well, here are 33 reasons why you shouldn’t put your photo on the web.

- It looks as if they’re making progress on some sort of teleportation. A new technology called a “Gravity Train” (not to be confused with the ever-popular gravy train) could allow you to travel anywhere in the world in less than 42 minutes. I just wish I could’ve found a Hoboken-Bound Gravity train from Boston last month!

- A recent study has shown that it’s more detrimental to your productivity to have your e-mail reader open (and notifying you of new e-mails every 5 minutes) than it is to use Marijuana while working. Go figure.

- In another attempt at making Newspaper Classifieds completely obsolete, here is a Google Map that you can use to search used car listings.