Comments on: Get in my Mira-Belli http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/08/get-in-my-mira-belli/ One giant collaborative diatribe Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:53:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: cooljesus http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/08/get-in-my-mira-belli/#comment-178 cooljesus Wed, 14 Dec 2005 15:19:44 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/08/get-in-my-mira-belli/#comment-178 LTJ, this is totally hearsay, rumor, and innuendo. Dougie Ballgame doesn't kick kittens (he actually kicked Terry Francona) and he didn't spit his chaw at a toddler (he actually spit the wad at John Henry). You are correct about the Red Sox brass calling him on his cell phone to inform him he had been traded. They were scared pissless to tell him in person, so they took out a pre-emptive restraining order against him, flew to China, bought cell phones there, learned how to fight with swords, attended the funeral of Pat Morita in nearby Okinawa, and then called Doug to tell him to pack his bags for San Diego, which of course, is German for 'a whale's vagina.' LTJ, this is totally hearsay, rumor, and innuendo. Dougie Ballgame doesn’t kick kittens (he actually kicked Terry Francona) and he didn’t spit his chaw at a toddler (he actually spit the wad at John Henry). You are correct about the Red Sox brass calling him on his cell phone to inform him he had been traded. They were scared pissless to tell him in person, so they took out a pre-emptive restraining order against him, flew to China, bought cell phones there, learned how to fight with swords, attended the funeral of Pat Morita in nearby Okinawa, and then called Doug to tell him to pack his bags for San Diego, which of course, is German for ‘a whale’s vagina.’

]]> By: ltj http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/08/get-in-my-mira-belli/#comment-174 ltj Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:04:50 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/08/get-in-my-mira-belli/#comment-174 I just heard on ESPN that Dougie apparently kicked a kitten and spit out a wad of chewing tobacco on a three year child when the Red Sox management called him on his cell phone to inform him of his new ball club. Now there's someone that has a deep connection with the fans. I just heard on ESPN that Dougie apparently kicked a kitten and spit out a wad of chewing tobacco on a three year child when the Red Sox management called him on his cell phone to inform him of his new ball club.

Now there’s someone that has a deep connection with the fans.

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