West Coastin’ It
I visited L.A. last week on business. My company is based there and as a result, I have the opportunity to visit the City of Angels from time to time. In case you’ve never been, here is the answer to a few questions:
1.) Yes, EVERYONE is either in the entertainment business or knows someone in the entertainment business. I met a bum yesterday who said he could get me representation.
2.) Yes, EVERYONE drives…EVERYWHERE. New Yorkers might know a thing or two about traffic, but these people plan childbirth around traffic reports.
3.) Yes, In-N-Out Burgers are delicious.
4.) No, Jackie Treehorn doesn’t really exist, and there is no house on the beach where topless beauties are hoisted in the air on makeshift trampolines. As for the Dude, well, I like to think that he’s out there somewhere, bowling to Credence and sipping on his caucasians. Because, you know, that’s how the whole darn myth keeps perpetuating itself. Sometimes there’s a man…
