Comments on: What’s With the Beard? http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/ One giant collaborative diatribe Wed, 30 Mar 2011 05:51:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: cooljesus http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-207 cooljesus Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:04:33 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-207 I agree - F Johnny Damon. F him hard. Like 'American History X' style. He was directly quoted this autumn as saying that he would never sign with the Yankees and that he was not interested in signing with the highest bidder. Liar. Traitor. Whore. Does this mean, Captain Larby, that you will not be rocking a beard this winter? I agree – F Johnny Damon. F him hard. Like ‘American History X’ style. He was directly quoted this autumn as saying that he would never sign with the Yankees and that he was not interested in signing with the highest bidder. Liar. Traitor. Whore.

Does this mean, Captain Larby, that you will not be rocking a beard this winter?

]]> By: ltj http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-206 ltj Wed, 21 Dec 2005 14:35:49 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-206 There's definitely going to be a diatribe about my Johnny thoughts today. There’s definitely going to be a diatribe about my Johnny thoughts today.

]]> By: Captain Larby http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-205 Captain Larby Wed, 21 Dec 2005 14:08:11 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-205 F beards and F Johnny Damon. F beards and F Johnny Damon.

]]> By: cooljesus http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-204 cooljesus Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:46:54 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-204 Yes, pretty close. I was at the mall the other day and some little kid tried to sit on my lap. Yes, pretty close. I was at the mall the other day and some little kid tried to sit on my lap.

]]> By: ltj http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-203 ltj Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:36:52 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-203 So, does that mean Mr. Cool Jesus, is actually looking more like Mr. Cool Claus? How festive! So, does that mean Mr. Cool Jesus, is actually looking more like Mr. Cool Claus? How festive!

]]> By: cooljesus http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-199 cooljesus Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:02:19 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-199 I forgot to mention that I am bummed out about the number of white hairs in my beard. I did not have this problem last year, but now, still a couple of years shy of 30, a hearty dose of salt has been added to my pepper. I forgot to mention that I am bummed out about the number of white hairs in my beard. I did not have this problem last year, but now, still a couple of years shy of 30, a hearty dose of salt has been added to my pepper.

]]> By: Captain Larby http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-197 Captain Larby Tue, 20 Dec 2005 15:38:41 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-197 Oh man, I completely forgot about evil LTJ. Dude, you honestly scared the hell out of me with that thing. Leave your face alone, my friend. Oh man, I completely forgot about evil LTJ. Dude, you honestly scared the hell out of me with that thing. Leave your face alone, my friend.

]]> By: ltj http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-195 ltj Tue, 20 Dec 2005 15:30:38 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-195 Such a move on my part would surely put me on Miss Possible's blacklist. Such a move on my part would surely put me on Miss Possible’s blacklist.

]]> By: cooljesus http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-194 cooljesus Tue, 20 Dec 2005 15:17:21 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-194 Join the club, Captain. The perks are phenomenal. When I see a fellow bearded man on the street, we nod, smile, and share in the mutual admiration that is only found in The Beard Club. It's even slightly better than The Long Hair Club. As for you, LTJ, I'm hoping you'll bring back Evil LTJ this New Year's Eve. Your old goatee has the power to transform your unthreatening face into a face of evil like no other I've seen...except for when Matt Perry (aka Chandler Bing) was addicted to painkillers, lost 60 pounds, and grew a terrifying goatee. Good times. Join the club, Captain. The perks are phenomenal. When I see a fellow bearded man on the street, we nod, smile, and share in the mutual admiration that is only found in The Beard Club. It’s even slightly better than The Long Hair Club.

As for you, LTJ, I’m hoping you’ll bring back Evil LTJ this New Year’s Eve. Your old goatee has the power to transform your unthreatening face into a face of evil like no other I’ve seen…except for when Matt Perry (aka Chandler Bing) was addicted to painkillers, lost 60 pounds, and grew a terrifying goatee. Good times.

]]> By: ltj http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-193 ltj Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:28:27 +0000 http://www.thediatribe.net/2005/12/19/whats-with-the-beard/#comment-193 I thought that the sox pulled it off as a result of the Mayor of Hoboken's great stolen base. I thought that the sox pulled it off as a result of the Mayor of Hoboken’s great stolen base.

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