If you walk the streets of Hoboken as much as I do, there’s no doubt that you’ve seen the ads for Matthew’s services on every pole across the one-mile town. At first it started out with the Dog walking and Cat Sitting ads. But then Matthew decided to take it one step further. He felt his skills of self-promotion were so world-class that he started his own ad agency of sorts.
What I find so incredibly entertaining is here is this guy has a flyer that says “Own your own business, I’ll advertise for you: -Poles, -Bullboards, -Stores, -Last Minute Advertising” — but do you really want someone to do your advertising that doesn’t even know how to proof-read their own signs? C’mon man, get a clue.
What’s amazing is that people have taken his phone number. Unbelievable.
Cut Matthew some slack. He’s just trying to make it in the cotthroat world of advertising.
This is just so hurtful. I was even going to offer my services, pro bono, to The Diatribe, but now you can just forget it! I might be walking dogs now, but you’ll be the one on a chain soon enough!