I’m not sure what’s worse.. first there was Matthews Advertising Escapades and now there’s the Sudoku master.
On my way into work this morning, I passed a wall full flyers advertising various things (Matthew was not on there). One blue sign caught my eye, which was someone selling Sudoku lessons. “For the low, low price of $35 per hour, I will teach you too to become a Sudoku master. Ever see people playing this addictive game on the train or on the bus and want to learn how to play too? Now’s your chance.”
There were 5 tabs of paper missing from the bottom. Hoboken must be full of suckers.

Brother, you need to create “New Jersey” or “Hobokistan” as a new category. You’re trashing your fair city under the unfair banner of “New York.”
P.S. Send me one of those tabs…