Finally!
It’s about damn time. Tomorrow is the 31st of July, and let me say that I can’t wait. I’m not going to go on the record and say that this was the worst July of my life — because I think that’s certainly reserved for the tragic July 1990 when I found myself driving an ATV straight into a barbed wire fence. That July is certainly going to take the cake for the worst on record.
This month has been pretty stressful and I have to say that I firmly believe that it has been a result of Mercury in Retrograde. Without going into any obvious details, I just want to welcome the month of August with open arms.
I look forward to the adventures that await during the coming month, and bid a fond farewell to July and all its mind-changing nonsense.

Cool Jesus
I’m not sure if you’re totally serious about all this astrology stuff, but it’s starting to freak me out.
July 31st, 2006 at 1:37 pm