Well, this is a damn shame. Only AFTER I move out of Hoboken, does A-Rod move in.. he’s after all the young women in town, if you ask me. I’s too bad, though.. if I still lived there, I certainly would’ve carried a lead pipe with me at all times.. just in case.
This guy is gonne be pretty psyched when he finds out..

Ohhhhh, now THAT explains the strange smell that was floating around NYC. Of course, NYC turned around and blamed New Jersey for the stench, and maybe they were right after all. It was A-Fraud!
I never thought of that! Of Course! You’re right, Captain.. A-Rod’s stinkin’ up the joint..