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Well, this is a damn shame. Only AFTER I move out of Hoboken, does A-Rod move in.. he’s after all the young women in town, if you ask me. I’s too bad, though.. if I still lived there, I certainly would’ve carried a lead pipe with me at all times.. just in case. This guy is [...]

Word on the street is that Trot Nixon has signed a one-year contract with the Cleveland Indians for $3 Million. Despite sitting out half of the regular season with a [insert body party here] injury, he has become a staple of the Boston Red Sox organization for the past ten seasons. So long Number Seven. [...]

Let me start off by saying that Bogart does not sleep in our bed. Yes, he does come to visit every once in a while — but only under watchful supervision. We have a notoriously high bed which can prevent even some adults from being able to get onto our bed. The thought of him [...]

Two things that disturb me: 1. The new show with David Spade. Don’t people realize that he’s not funny anymore? 2. More importantly, what happened to Peter Stormare? You know him as Nihilist #1 in The Big Lebowski and Gaear Grimsrud (woodchipper guy) in Fargo.. He’s now starring in the Volkswagon commercials as an annoying German Engineer. [...]

Is it okay to simply leave cash (and tip, if applicable) on the table and leave the restaurant if you’ve been left waiting an excruciatingly long time for the check?  Do you get stuck in this unenviable situation as often as I do (which is quite often, I assure you)?  The problem is that this [...]

Okay, I need vast amounts of audience interaction on this one.  Let’s make this the most trafficked, most commented post in Diatribe history.  This started out as an innocent, yet intriguing question to my man Petro this morning, then I asked my man Bubba, and now I bring the question to your table… You have 3 [...]

Let me be the first to say that both Miss Possible and myself love having a puppy in the house. Bogart has really changed the way that we live in so many ways. True, we’re unable to go out for longer than a few hours at a time while he’s still young — but [...]