I just realized that I missed the entire month of June here on The Diatribe, along with a portion of May and almost half of July. Sorry about that. I’m back now and just wanted to check in and say ‘hey.’ I’ve missed out on so many Diatribe-worthy topics, but the break was much needed. The only problem, besides, being rusty, is having the feeling that I’m a visitor, an outsider, now. For those of you out there who don’t know me, I used to be a regular participant around these parts. Hope to get back to that old regularity.
I know I’ll catch all sorts of (completely worthy) shit for this, but my Diatribe downfall can directly be traced to the shearing of my hair. I guess Samson was right and Delilah knew what she was doing. The last time I was in this predicament (some 7.5 years ago), I said never again. Someone once said to never say never again. And I won’t. But I’m sure thinking it.

now’s your chance…go big or go home. Bald is beautiful…take it to the next leve!
yeah typo…level. oops.
Wow.. you’ll have to email me a photo of a hairless jesus.
Would that be the original BJ?…bald jew? did i cross the line?
Not completely hairless, but in comparison to the regular CJ mop, it was hairless. The shearing took place in late May or early June, so it’s grown back quite a bit. I’m still way to naked up top, but it’s replenishing nicely. I’ll check the camera for any shots I can share with you.