The Diatribe * net

It’s funny, thirty is a big deal.. or at least, it’s supposed to be. Everyone talk about how your metabolism starts slowing down and it’s the beginning of the rest of your life at 30.. I don’t feel much different.

I joked with Miss Possible about how when I woke up on Sunday, I felt like I had walked through some strange portal where everything was a little more gray. That obviously wasn’t the case — but people act as though it is.

I’m another year older and am much wiser than I was at 29. That, my friends, I can say with certainty.