The Goatee Saver
It feels great when you find someone the perfect gift. This item is no exception. When I saw this on Gizmodo yesterday, I knew immediately that I needed to write about it.
There’s a reader of the Diatribe (you know who you are) that would absolutely love this item — and yes, even more than water pillows.
It’s the personal grooming device known as the Goatee Saver (pictured below).
What is it, you ask? Why, it’s a device that’s designed to create a template around your goatee so that you do not accidentally trim part of it while shaving. It’s customizable and allows the goatee-wearer to get a clean, close shave while, at the same time protecting that precious goatee.
It’s adjustable to fit any size goatee — just bite down and shave! For a complete demonstration, check out the video on the product’s web site. It’s highly entertaining.


Cool Jesus
If that contraption also modulates your voice to make you sound like Darth Vader, then I’ll take 10!
August 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pmKeith Stanley
I need that thing!
August 17th, 2008 at 8:46 pm